Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.
Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.
As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn't seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn’t seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18's from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.
Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18’s from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.
Utter morons, who drill into the case of their £700+ iPhone 7, to try to find a headphone jack, are to be banned from using all forms of technology, under new Government proposals.
Utter morons, who drill into the case of their £700+ iPhone 7, to try to find a headphone jack, are to be banned from using all forms of technology, under new Government proposals.
Jealous bitch, Katie Hopkins, had a go at philanthropists, today, who are trying their hardest to make the world a better place.
Worthless old sow, Katie Hopkins today launched a bizarre and unwarranted attack against good people, who are using their money to help the less fortunate around the world. Harridan The raddled harridan, who shot to fame by being crap on a reality TV show and fucking someone in a field, presented her vile and objectionable article in the Daily […]
The latest so called "Smart Homes", are actually fucking stupid, a study for the Druid's Loom revealed yesterday.
The latest so called “Smart Homes”, are actually fucking stupid, a study for the Druid’s Loom revealed yesterday.
Jack Russell is on a mission to rid the streets of dog dollops….and to fuel his car with them. We caught up with Jack to get a scoop on poop.
Jack Russell is on a mission to rid the streets of dog dollops….and to fuel his car with them. We caught up with Jack to get a scoop on poop.
After a quantity of human excrement was found in the ice at a KFC 'Restaurant' yesterday, the company took immediate action, by re-branding a number of their products.
After a quantity of human excrement was found in the ice at a KFC ‘Restaurant’ yesterday, the company took immediate action, by re-branding a number of their products.
An aeroplane has been discovered in an upside down position on the runway at Heathrow airport.
An aeroplane has been discovered in an upside down position on the runway at Heathrow airport.
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Homophobic racists around the world have gone into complete meltdown over the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando.
British Prime Minister, Theresa May - who has absolutely nothing to hide - refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.
Austrian-born Richard Burdock (87), publisher of ‘Knobs and Knockers’ furniture magazine, tweeted today that he is "the luckiest dirty old man in world" after tying the knot with top supermodel Jenny Ball (18).
The Archbishop of Canterbury today said that he is not racist and some of his best mates are black. He went on to add however that, he is a bit scared of the grubby, scary looking ones who, in fear of their lives, are desperately trying to flee an oppressive regime.
