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The Druids LoomWeaving Satire From the Threads of the NewsThu, 04 Jun 2020 12:10:21 +0000en-GB
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1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cropped-DruidsIcon-80x80.pngThe Druids Loom3232Let’s all just “move on” says Coronavirus
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/lets-all-just-move-on-says-coronavirus/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/lets-all-just-move-on-says-coronavirus/#respondThu, 04 Jun 2020 11:50:36 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8948In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it's fed up of all the hate.
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https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/lets-all-just-move-on-says-coronavirus/feed/0Man claims it is only fair we hate everyone equally particularly “the straights”
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/man-claims-it-is-only-fair-we-hate-everyone-equally-particularly-the-straights/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/man-claims-it-is-only-fair-we-hate-everyone-equally-particularly-the-straights/#respondThu, 04 Jun 2020 11:33:43 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8944Man Demands Equality of Discrimination Regarding Sexual Preference. An Ickenham man is using valuable time and energy to try and make people's lives more difficult to ensure that the internal misery he feels is shared around so we can as a society race to the bottom rather than build each other up.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/man-claims-it-is-only-fair-we-hate-everyone-equally-particularly-the-straights/feed/0We’d Rather Give our Data to Satan, than Dominic Cummings
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/wed-rather-give-our-data-to-satan-than-dominic-cummings/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/wed-rather-give-our-data-to-satan-than-dominic-cummings/#respondThu, 28 May 2020 19:42:26 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8937Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/wed-rather-give-our-data-to-satan-than-dominic-cummings/feed/0Clap for Wheelie Bins
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-wheelie-bins/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-wheelie-bins/#respondSat, 04 Apr 2020 17:49:12 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8931As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday appreciation
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-wheelie-bins/feed/0Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/two-strains-of-coronavirus-discovered/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/two-strains-of-coronavirus-discovered/#respondSat, 28 Mar 2020 15:42:58 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8925Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
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https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/drone-avirus/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/drone-avirus/#respondThu, 26 Mar 2020 17:42:34 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8919The Police and Crime Commissioner for Yorkshire makes a public appeal for social distancing in the pages of The Druid's Loom.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/drone-avirus/feed/0Clap for NHS
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-nhs/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-nhs/#respondThu, 26 Mar 2020 17:31:43 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8916A reader, gets hold of the wrong end of the stick completely is worried that our NHS heros are all going to end up with a painful venereal disease.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/clap-for-nhs/feed/0The Blitz Spirit
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https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/the-blitz-spirit/#respondWed, 25 Mar 2020 16:51:22 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8911Former health minister uses the Druid's Loom to address the nation, encouraging them to show the Blitz Spirit and British spunk, shown by our forefathers.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/the-blitz-spirit/feed/0Banks Prove They are Utter Bastards
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/banks-prove-they-are-utter-bastards/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/banks-prove-they-are-utter-bastards/#respondWed, 25 Mar 2020 13:31:24 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8907The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.
]]>https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/banks-prove-they-are-utter-bastards/feed/0Retired Barber Makes Comeback
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/retired-barber-makes-comeback/
https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/retired-barber-makes-comeback/#respondTue, 24 Mar 2020 16:54:27 +0000http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8903Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.