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The outburst came after the long flight back Rome from a trip to Mexico, where the Pope heard the variety of offensive slurs that Donald Trump had made against the Mexican people.
“I have seen Mr Trump on the TV, and read loads of his quotes on Facebook and he comes across as a bit of a mentalist. On top of that he says really horrid things about all sorts of people, which makes me think he is a bit of a twat, and probably not fit to be a world leader.” The pontiff explained.
Religious Unity
It is unusual for a religious leader to be so vocal about a political matter, but it seems he is not alone in his views. In fact, most of the world’s religious leaders seem to agree with Pope Francis’ comments, meaning for the first time, there is almost complete religious unity on the planet.
“It is ironic, when there is so much religious and political strife in the world, a jumped up turd like Trump can actually bring people together in harmony.” The Pope continued.
Blustered and Flustered
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A furious Trump, blustered and flustered at is podium, with his face gurning and hair flopping around looking utterly ridiculous.
“I find it disgraceful religious leader can question what I am like as a person. He’ll be laughing on the other side of his little white hat, if ISIS get him. I don’t take these comments personally – It’s those bloody Mexicans – they must have gotten to him.” He babbled almost incoherently.
Katie Hopkins
When approached by The Druid’s Loom, an attendee at the latest Trump rally told us:
“I sure thought, that the Pope was a better man than this, how dare he say bad things about Donald. Trump has hardly said anything bad against, Mexicans, the Chinese and women. Plus he really likes Katie Hopkins.”
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well, he’s a moron then, obviously!
Donald trump is a twat
You’re idiots and President Trump doesn’t care what you think.