Let’s all just “move on” says Coronavirus
In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it's fed up of all the hate.
Man claims it is only fair we hate everyone equally particularly “the straights”
Man Demands Equality of Discrimination Regarding Sexual Preference. An Ickenham man is using valuable time and energy to try and make people's lives more difficult to ensure that the internal misery he feels is shared around so we can as a society race to the bottom rather than build each other up.
We’d Rather Give our Data to Satan, than Dominic Cummings
Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.
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Banks Prove They are Utter Bastards
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Retired Barber Makes Comeback
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Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out
A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.
