The Druid’s Classified Ads
Our classified adverts page. If you wish to submit and advert please click on our submissions button.
Parachute For Sale
For sale Parachute. Used once didn’t open. Some stains. £50 ono. Phone Jemma of 07654 342123, for more details |
Knighthood For Sale
For sale Knighthoods £1 million ono. Phone T. May on 07654 342123, for more details |
Experienced Pilot Wanted
Pilot required to fly sundry items of clothing/accessories to their owner whilst he lectures the general public about the threat of global warming. Send your CV to: Salary £749 basic
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Butter Nut Squashes Transported
We are able to transport large quantities of butter nut squash to any destination world wide. No questions asked. Phone Barry of 07654 342123, for more details |