Deprecated: Function Advanced_Ads_Plugin::user_cap is deprecated since version 1.47.0! Use \AdvancedAds\Utilities\WordPress::user_cap() instead. in /home/hippobui/public_html/druid/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6078 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/hippobui/public_html/druid/wp-includes/functions.php:6078) in /home/hippobui/public_html/druid/wp-includes/feed-rss2-comments.php on line 8 Comments for The Druids Loom Weaving Satire From the Threads of the News Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:24:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 Comment on HMRC Website Most Confusing and Difficult to Use in the World by Pissed off small business owner https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/hmrc-website-most-confusing-and-difficult-to-use-in-the-world/#comment-905 Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:24:15 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=7380#comment-905 This artlicle is absolutely on point!

After 3 days of trying to pay my fucking tax on this useless as fuck piece of shit HMRC website, I have to resign myself to the fact that I will be slapped with a £100 late fee, due to their site not doing what it is supposed to do….. Accept payments for Tax as advertised!!

The annoying thing is that the money was ready and waiting to be transferred. If it wasn’t for this fucking Covid 19 pandemic, I would have been able to just go to my bank instead to avoid this useless website.

I have tried every fucking option available for making payments on their website, from direct debit to paying by card (they charge a fee for paying by card). Each time I go to make the payment the website either crashes or logs me out and asks me to go through the process again. I have about 15 or 20 “confirmation texts” on my phone in the last 24 hours from multiple attempts trying to log in just to make a payment… a simple thing that on any other E-commerce site would take less than 5 minutes to do.

Either this site is run by the most incompetent of morons or is deliberately set up to fail to accept payments, so they can scam many thousands of small businesses trying to make payments in the last week before the deadline. The more I try to work with this site the more I am convinced it is the latter………

I have 2 words sentences left to say to you HMRC: Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo. Yankee Oscar Uniform!!!

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Comment on Pope Thinks Donald Trump is a Twat by Morgana https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/pope-thinks-donald-trump-is-a-twat/#comment-904 Wed, 13 Jan 2021 04:20:33 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=4972#comment-904 You’re idiots and President Trump doesn’t care what you think.

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Comment on Liam Fox “Too Ignorant and a Twat,” say UK Businesses by Tom https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/liam-fox-too-ignorant-and-a-twat-say-uk-businesses/#comment-727 Sun, 12 Aug 2018 14:06:32 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=7251#comment-727 I saw Liam fox jogging in Hyde Park once. The smelly cunt.

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Comment on National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane by Druids Loom Reporter https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/national-embarrassment-wants-his-own-fucking-aeroplane/#comment-711 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:29:03 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8740#comment-711 In reply to May. L. Daily.

Your use of the English language, continues to enlighten me.

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Comment on National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane by Druids Loom Reporter https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/national-embarrassment-wants-his-own-fucking-aeroplane/#comment-710 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:27:39 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8740#comment-710 In reply to May. L. Daily.

Thanks May, We love to hear from our fans. Or in your case, perhaps I should write “here from are vans”.

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Comment on National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane by May. L. Daily https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/national-embarrassment-wants-his-own-fucking-aeroplane/#comment-709 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:26:38 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8740#comment-709 cracker bargel

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Comment on National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane by May. L. Daily https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/national-embarrassment-wants-his-own-fucking-aeroplane/#comment-708 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:25:36 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8740#comment-708 this is bloddy brexotreachery at its finest!!!! are boris diserves a fookin nite ood!!!!

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Comment on ‘What British People Really Think’ – About Kelvin McKenzie by Colin Lunt https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/what-british-people-really-think-about-kelvin-mckenzie/#comment-702 Sat, 12 May 2018 17:20:31 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=5947#comment-702 May the fleas if a thousand camels infest his armpits

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Comment on Ill-wishers gather to await news of Prince Philip’s passing by Dagenham Doris https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/ill-wishers-gather-to-await-news-of-prince-philips-passing/#comment-697 Sat, 21 Apr 2018 01:02:18 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8243#comment-697 Wow at last a site which tells the truth. You know him being a shapeshifting lizard will come back as the new royal baby.

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Comment on Ill-wishers gather to await news of Prince Philip’s passing by Burt https://hippobuild.co.uk/druid/ill-wishers-gather-to-await-news-of-prince-philips-passing/#comment-695 Wed, 18 Apr 2018 17:10:38 +0000 http://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/?p=8243#comment-695 What are the chances of an 747 engine dropping off the wing as it climbs away from Heathrow over Windsor castle on the wedding day of number 2 ginger son and wipes the whole bloody lot of them out.

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