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\u00a0Are you suffering from a burning sensation when you take a piss? Maybe you suspect your wife is having an affair? Or perhaps you just can’t get it up. Whatever your personal or relationship issue, the Druid is here to help.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The Druid is completely unqualified to help you, and the Druid’s loom takes no responsibility for any injury caused when following his advice.<\/strong><\/p>\n Send your embarrassing problems to the druid by email – Letters@druidsloom.co.uk<\/a>, or fill in the form at the bottom of the page.<\/p>\n
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