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If so submit your advert here, to be included on our classified adverts page.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong><span class=\"su-label su-label-type-info\">Before you submit &#8211; Please follow these guidelines:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#e3bbc3;border-radius:3px;-moz-border-radius:3px;-webkit-border-radius:3px;\">\n<div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#fdd5dd;border-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;border-radius:3px;-moz-border-radius:3px;-webkit-border-radius:3px;\">\n<div class=\"su-list\" style=\"margin-left:0px\">\n<ul>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> It needs to be funny.<\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> <strong>Try to make up names where possible. If the advert\u00a0is about a celebrity, avoid being libellous.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> The advert needs an image\u00a0and\/or text.\u00a0If you don&#8217;t want to create the image, just send us the text and we will do the rest.<\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> <strong>If you do create the image it needs to be 330px by 400px max<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> Check our current page for an idea of the format.<\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> <strong>The sillier the better!<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><i class=\"sui sui-check-square-o\" style=\"color:#333\"><\/i> Check your spellings and grammar please before sending.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Submit\u00a0your spoof adverts\u00a0to <a href=\"mailto:letters@druidsloom.co.uk\">submissions@druidsloom.co.uk<\/a>, or complete\u00a0the submission form below.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span class=\"su-label su-label-type-info\">Submit Your Spoof Advert Here<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"wpcf7 no-js\" id=\"wpcf7-f5022-o1\" lang=\"en-US\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<div class=\"screen-reader-response\">\n<p role=\"status\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-atomic=\"true\">\n<ul><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<form action=\"\/druid\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5019#wpcf7-f5022-o1\" method=\"post\" class=\"wpcf7-form init\" aria-label=\"Contact form\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\" novalidate=\"novalidate\" data-status=\"init\">\n<div style=\"display: none;\">\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7\" value=\"5022\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_version\" value=\"5.9.4\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_locale\" value=\"en_US\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_unit_tag\" value=\"wpcf7-f5022-o1\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_container_post\" value=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_posted_data_hash\" value=\"\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>Your Name (required)\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-name\"><input size=\"40\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-text wpcf7-validates-as-required\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" name=\"your-name\" \/><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>Your Email (required)\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-email\"><input size=\"40\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-email wpcf7-validates-as-required wpcf7-text wpcf7-validates-as-email\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" value=\"\" type=\"email\" name=\"your-email\" \/><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>Spoof Advert Title\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-subject\"><input size=\"40\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-text\" aria-invalid=\"false\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" name=\"your-subject\" \/><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>Your Advert Text (minimum 150 characters) (required)\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-message\"><textarea cols=\"80\" rows=\"20\" minlength=\"150\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-textarea wpcf7-validates-as-required\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" name=\"your-message\">Your Ad Text Here&#8230;<\/textarea><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Please note<\/i><\/b>, We reserve the right to refuse or alter your advert (including changing the image), if it is shit or it doesn&#8217;t follow the guidelines above.\n<\/p>\n<p>Article Image (jpg, gif, png) &#8211; 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